<p>TYPES OF TEACHERS</p>
<p>1. #The_Broadcaster: Reads from a textbook and asks students to make notes. After the lesson this one, too, heads to the staffroom for tea break. They act like they&#8217;ve made it in life.</p>
<p>2. #The_Delegator: Delegates work to the learner with the best handwriting and the monitor. On social media during lessons.</p>
<p>3. #The_Makeup_Artist: applies too much makeup and fashion conscious. Dresses skimpily. They teach mostly Literature and English.</p>
<p>4. #The_Braggart: Spends most of the lesson bragging how bright they were in school, what they&#8217;ve accomplished and how they&#8217;ve helped relatives. They teach half the lesson.</p>
<p>5. The Stone faced: Wears sura ya kazi always. Their classes are mostly full and quiet due to fear. They Have all loan apps on their phones.</p>
<p>6. #The_Latecomer: This one left college when Kenyatta was still president. They go to class 10 minutes late but leaving is not easy; students have to drop spoons when lunchtime is ½way through.</p>
<p>7. #Multitasker: Stops lessons halfway to attend to some personal errand; maybe a baby they left in the school kitchen or staffroom, answer a call from a relative in the US&#8230;most lessons end prematurely.</p>
<p>8. #The_Comedian: They could have joined Churchill Live but somehow they ended up in Kiswahili or History lecture rooms. They don&#8217;t teach maths. It&#8217;s not easy to find a funny maths teacher.</p>
<p>9. #Miss_OCD: They suffer from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. They can&#8217;t touch the duster lest they cough their intestines out. They carry 4 handkerchiefs, wet wipes and tissue.</p>
<p>10. #The_OCS: This one could have joined the Army and fight for Kenya in Somalia. Somehow they found themselves in college and now they teach Biology and Chemistry. They&#8217;re the Discipline Masters.</p>
<p>11. #Diet_Consultant: This one sneezes a lot and doesn&#8217;t eat most of the school meals. Knows the importance of pumpkin and cord liver oil. Carries her water and charger.</p>
<p>12. The IT Guru: They operate All digital devices .</p>
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